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Please remember to enjoy kittens and their furry furry tails. But don't eat them; kittens are not for eating. Even if you are really hungry and you have a cat shaped piece of bread. Because if you eat a cat you will get cat hair in you mouth. Dude just trust me on this one.
If you are really good (and you stop chewing on that kitty) then maybe Bizzaro Santa will come and give you a elephant blanket out of which you can fashion a magical tent. I suppose you could then enter said magical tent, but no one has ever returned from such a harrowing journey. So I usually just set the magical elephant tent on fire and be done with it.
Also, please keep in mind that even when it is really really late at night, you never ever EVER will have more than one left foot. Except for you. Yeah you, weirdo. How do you buy shoes? Honestly.
Flinky minky buttons and spice. Rhinos are governors and sometimes eat rice. I enjoy fishing but not all the seals; remember with donkeys you can't cop a feel.
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