Missouri needs a beach

Everquest is evil. Pure and absolute. It burns my soul, and not in the good way. Not at all. Well I'm really bored. I need to get out and go somewhere. I'm tired of being here. Not that I want to get away from the people or anything, just need a change of scenery. I'm strongly considering just getting up and driving home for a day tomorrow. Grah! Stupid school! Always with the classes and the papers and the crazy French film teachers! Look. Its very simple. I just want to live on the beach, fish for my food, surf and skate and play in a band, have a pretty girl, and not have to go to school. That's not too much to ask. So where's my beach damn it! Where?!?!